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I noticed that there weren't a lot of errors, but if you are the Cloverfield Monster, you should spell your name right.

Yeah, but you have to wonder why the double e's? I mean, the only errors it had with spelling, things were spelled with two e's. So I figured those were intentional errors with some back meaning [to the author.]

are you kidding? he's got 2 horse feet, a couple of tentacles, and 3 clawed hands, opposable thumb being in question. i give him props for typing that well w/ what he's got to work w/. i can't imagine its easy for him (or her) to squat all the way down to a keyboard, i mean, think of the shear mechanics of it, its mind boggling...much like fat bastard and felicity shagwell doin' the naughty bits...seriously, how could she do that?

I deciphered this block of text from that Cloverfield Monster Letter above, he used Caesarian Shift cipher N:24 - LOL:

[/quote]


Ends up being:

ILIKESMASHINGWRITERSBECAUSEITISSOMUCH
FUNITISMOREFUNTHANSMASHINGUSELESS
ACTORSINTHEIRTRAILERSBECAUSEWRITERS
ARETHEMOSTPATHETICSPOILEDLAZYTHINGSOF
ALLTOEXTERMINATEWRITERSMAKEMEGOABIG
LIMPONEALLWRITERSIDESTROYWILLBECOMEMY
SLAVESIWILLNOTGIVEYOUMYNAMEBECAUSEYOU
WILLJUSTTRYTOGETINMYWAYANDICANNOTHAVE
THATRIGHTNOWALLWRITERSMUSTBESTOPPEDTHE
MONSTERFORMERLYKNOWNASCLOVERFIELD

With Spaces...


I LIKE SMASHING WRITERS BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH
FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN SMASHING USELESS
ACTORS IN THEIR TRAILERS BECAUSE WRITERS
ARE THE MOST PATHETIC SPOILED LAZY THINGS OF
ALL TO EXTERMINATE WRITERS MAKE ME GO A BIG
LIMP ONE ALL WRITERS I DESTROY WILL BECOME MY
SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU
WILL JUST TRY TO GET IN MY WAY AND I CAN NOT HAVE
THAT RIGHT NOW ALL WRITERS MUST BE STOPPED THE
MONSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS CLOVERFIELD

What's funny about that letter is how he wrote like the Zodiac - with all the misspells and hidden meanings. I am still looking through the rest of it - super funny. Let's hope this guy doesn't buy a giant monster suit and blow up a stadium or something... some people get a little too into movies. LOL!

SEO Guy

This is obviously someone that is anti-writer's strike!

lol, woooow, seriously that made me laugh. Sounds like someone from the Hollywood writers strike. BTW, Jordan, I'm sorry for lashing out about the email. I thought you were taking it seriously but then I realized from your latter posts that it was all for comedy, lol.

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*shakes Jordan's hand*

ok umm i just read the thing and if u have ever heard of the zodiac? hmm lets c here if u decode this message u will find out who i am??? hmm im not saying that the zodiac killer has anything to do with it wich it doesnt but im says he prolly got his insperation for the code from one of the movies that were released on the killer dude any as for the other part of it it sounds mostly ludacris excpet for 1 part of the trilogy that part i have hear in more then one place unfortunatly if u read the interview's matt reeves says this is a possibility of a sequel but only if people like the movie i dont want to quite matt but if i remember he said that when hud was on the bridge he panned to the statue then the boat then he looked straight forward and saw someone videotaping him matt said this could be where to movies intertwin but he wasnt sure if they were gonna make another one btw i cant decrypt the code and i ddont plan to

I wanted to know how the monster uses a keyboard, let alone the internet. XD

Obviously a hoax as others have said, but still funny neverless.

Summoner Yuna...

Did you make that up Niche? That's clever.

I don't think it is a Troll... searching I found this website because I got the same email: http://www.sinistertrout.com. So did "Eddy" at http://11808.blogspot.com/ but I don't think he posted it.