Archive for the ‘Updates’ Category

Lizzy Caplan cuteness splenectomy

Posted on January 25th, 2008 in Updates | 11 Comments »

The title has no relation to what this post is going to be about, so ha!

Anyway, I’ve seen the number of you guys that like to comment back and forth, and I was actually thinking… With the movie being released already, there really isn’t a valid reason to keep running the blog as it is right now. Would you guys be more inclined to visit more often if this was converted to a forum? That way you would all be able to reply to each other but with more functionality (aka specific threads, quoting text, etc.)

Of course I would still have a section of the forum dedicated to posting news (which everyone would be able to do, instead of just myself and a select few.)

But please, let me know if this is something you’d all be interested in. I love that you guys come back to comment more, so whatever floats your boat, is what goes.

Looking for Cloverfield reviews, etc.

Posted on January 19th, 2008 in Updates | 13 Comments »

I know some of you have expressed that you want to go ahead and send in your review of the movie Cloverfield. Rather than having your comment go by unnoticed in one of the posts here at Projectcloverfield.com, you can send me an email of your review to j.miskowicz/@/holdfire.net.

All reviews will be explicitly labeled as spoilers, regardless if it has spoilers in it or not. Feel free to be as creative as you want or whatever. I don’t care at all.

All I have to say about the movie is: LOL.

Long Time No Post

Posted on January 10th, 2008 in Updates | 44 Comments »

So I see that Jarvis has been harassing PC with way too many updates. For the abundance I apologize. :P

Regardless, I can’t believe that the movie is finally just a week away. Actually, I can believe it. I’ve stayed as far away from the Cloverfield muck as much as humanly possible. Anyway, a bunch of my friends (Halo 3 Clan buddies to be exact) are going to see this movie on Friday, except I won’t be in the Chicago area. I’m actually flying out to Wichita, KS this weekend :P

So I’ll be in somewhere in Wichita when I go see this movie. And honestly, I’m not sure what to think of the movie right now. Every single theatrical trailer I have seen for the movie has made me laugh my ass off because of it’s pure suckage. I surely hope I’m not the only one that was dissuaded in seeing this movie because of the godawful trailer(s) put out.

I’m just not sure if I’m going to like this movie, and of course there are two other things. 1.) I’m going to be pissed if it sucks, 2.) There really won’t be a need for projectcloverfield.com. How sad is that?

Anyway, I want this week to be a quiet week leading up to the movie, so Jarvis, if you don’t see your million posts a day being added, you know why.

Create a Slusho Commercial, win an Alienware Laptop.

Posted on December 6th, 2007 in Updates | 32 Comments »

There’s a new section on the Slusho website titled “Contest.”

The contest is to create a 30 second long commercial for “Slusho.” Five of the top entries will win and receive an Alienware laptop valued at $3,000. So much for blowing all of your money on laptops since you wanted that low-budget film (which I still say wasn’t so low budget after all!)

The rules page (contents/rules.html) is currently down due to high server usage for that file, however basically the commercial needs to be “happy” and 30 seconds, no more then a minute. You’ve got to be a legal US resident, ages 18 and up.

Don’t watch their commercial if you want to retain your sanity.

The 2nd cloverfield trailer announced!

Posted on October 31st, 2007 in Updates, News | 72 Comments »

Halloween greetings everyone!!

Apart from the ghosts, the ghouls and the skeletons we at project cloverfield have some rather exciting news about 1-18-08 / Cloverfield. 2 sites stating 2 things about the new cloverfield trailer brought to our attention by: Dennis, Polar Bear & Paulisnofun thanks guys!!!

** WARNING ** ^^SPOILERS BELOW ^^ **

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=12367. Apparently someone has seen the 2nd cloverfield trailer and talks about the script (major spoilers if this is true). It’s a long script so i wont paste it. To sum it up however. Lots of chaos, very shaky, little monsters are in the movie, monster glimpse (very huge lol)…the title will be…CLOVERFIELD; if this is legit lol.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=38915. This website states that the 2nd TRAILER TO 1-18-08 will be released on November 16th, before the showing of the new Beowulf movie!

The website states this:

All has been relatively quiet on the 1-18-08 front for the last few months since the San Diego Comic-Con, but a source for ComingSoon.net has revealed to us that the J.J. Abrams-produced monster movie will get a new trailer AND its title will finally be revealed on November 16 in front of Robert Zemeckis’ animated Beowulf.So far, we know very little about the movie beyond what we’ve seen in the teaser this past summer, the pictures on the official site, the director and writer (Matt Reeves and Drew Goddard) and some of its cast (Michael Stahl-David, Odet Jasmin, Mike Vogel, Lizzy Kaplan), but hopefully, more will become clear in a few weeks.

Please use this thread for speculations about the new trailer. Theories, questions, anwsers anything about the upcoming trailer can be asked / used in this thread. Do you think after the release of this new trailer (if it is released) new websites will appear? Have fun! and i’m sure we all cannot WAIT to see the new trailer to put a spark back in this movie.

Jamie and Teddy video 3

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 in Updates | 38 Comments »

Hello everyone!

The Jamie and Teddy video 3 is out!

Head to www.jamieandteddy.com and click on the picture of the two bears.

password / username is: jllovesth

(jamie lascano loves teddy hanson)

Now if you do not have quicktime and this movie cannot play then use this youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0A9jxiuSh0.

Synopsis: Jamie is cheating on teddy! Jamie describes her terrible night, losing her phone, wallet, purse…everything and her meating up with Teddy’s “skanky” ex girlfriend. Jamie states that this skanky ex is going to “tell you i kissed some guys and did some bad stuff”, in which Jamie denies ever happened. THEN, out of NOWHERE, comes this 2nd person on the bed, Jamie says it is her cousin and is female but it sure looks like a dude! DUN dun DUUUNN!!!

 check it out! i’ll keep ya posted!

The internet is seriouz bizzniss.

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 in Updates | 35 Comments »

Some recent peckerhead, 11808.blogspot.com, decided to go in-depth about Project Cloverfield.

Let’s break it down for the idiots, because we all know the internet is fond of the ‘tards.

But back to the point. Jordan, the owner of Project Cloverfield, lost his mind over the weekend.

Apparently I’m unaware of this occurring. Not only did I have a miraculous sex-change, but I also lost my mind. Funny, I didn’t feel it float away. Or maybe that’s why I ended up watching movies nearly all weekend. Who knew that I had someone to help me out with my mental anguishes

Considering his commercial motivations for running his 1-18-08/Cloverfield site, you can guess at why he’s so frustrated. He’s losing market share to his competition and this despite his exhaustive efforts to keep his readers in the dark about the existence of alternatives to his shoddy and sporadic 1-18-08/Cloverfield coverage.

Unbeknown to this poor kid, I did not start Cloverfield for profit. For those of you who have been here since the beginning (July 6th) this blog featured no ads, nor was it even created to make money. Hell, it STILL isn’t here for profit. I’m not losing the market; Do you see the rising number of comments that each entry brings in? Do you not see that I have a group of loyal readers (much love to AntaresMHD, paulisnofun, SubZero15, officespacejk, Matthew1808, Jarvis. If I missed you, I’m sorry, but you know I realize you comment all the time!) that will ALWAYS come back here to comment to other users? Apparently you are failing to see that, and instead would rather make up some bullshit excuse to only make yourself look better. Perhaps to spike up some traffic too.

If you’ve even READ some of the entries here, you’d have seen that I had a lot of personal issues in the beginning of August, thus I placed PC on hold and hoped that some other loyal readers would contribute and update for the users. I haven’t lost any of the market–my viewers, my LOYAL viewers, are still here, and that’s all I care about. I didn’t start this website to be the best out there, I started it because *I* wanted to have a resource for the upcoming movie. Apparently that’s too difficult concept to grasp, isn’t it?

The updates are shoddy and sporadic simply because I DO NOT devote the same amount of time into it as other people still do. Hurray for them if they find out the latest–I obviously don’t care about that anymore. If I’m the LAST website to blog about something new, I don’t care. Apparently that means a lot more to you?

What’s worse is Jordan doesn’t even get full credit for his lackluster coverage given he’s recruited willing slave labor to provide content for his blog. To give you a sense of perspective, Jordan’s blog was, early on, one of the three most successful 1-18-08/Cloverfield sites. But not anymore, and apparently he’s starting to resent that it’s costing him money.

What I find most hilarious is that you’re bringing up all these accusations, yet you YOURSELF are failing to provide proper citations and credit where it’s due. Everything I discovered on my own, receives no credit. Everything I found from another forum, website, user, or email has been given where it’s due. The only time that I was in a predicament where I gave myself credit, was when I watermarked some photographs that myself and another user had found on a forum. Granted, I provided credit to the original author, but I took the photos without permission. Resulting in lovely contacts from Paramount and lawyer.

This blog is costing me money? Shame, I didn’t realize that it was. I paid $6.95 to register the domain name, which in case you’re unware of, is a yearly cost. Not only that, but I run a web hosting company. I OWN my own servers. Running Project Cloverfield, costs me absolutely NO money. Which is also probably why I have a lot of other websites, and domain names. Because I can.

AND LOL SLAVE LABOR! I asked around constantly for people to contribute simply because I don’t care about this site like I used to. I’m busy being a webdesign, a business owner… busy being someone who is just getting a bit tired of the Cloverfield business. I love this site, so I’m not going to let it die. I want to find other people who are willing to blog about the latest rumors, etc.

Having commented on Jordan’s outburst, I became the lucky recipient of his editing. He removed the link back to this blog which was imbedded in my screen name. Not a big deal. It’s not like that inconspicuous link was sending any traffic here anyway.

My outburst? What the fuck are you talking about? In the most recent entry, “So what have we achieved” was far from an outburst. I said I was getting fed up with the shit because I am! I’m tired of not knowing what the movie is about, and how we’ve gone months without almost NO tangible evidence on what the monster is, or the movie’s true plot. What is so wrong about expressing frustration and impatience? Apparently that means that I’m oh-so-crabby over not making a crappy buck with this website.

I remove your link because your comment was unnecessary. I do this with ALL comments that are created solely for the purpose of being an annoying jackass, or for extra backlinks. You want to consider that move as me being an inconsiderate asshole, then by all means, feel free to. I don’t care what you think, especially when you’ve been wrong about me the entire time.

To clarify, I had no idea the lengths to which Jordan would go to prevent his readers from discovering that there were other sites devoted to covering 1-18-08/Cloverfield.

You are fucking ridiculous and moronic. I removed the link because it was SPAM. I get a lot of comments linking to other sites, and those get removed to. Some of the time they’re for insurance website, and sometimes they’re for random crappy website in regards to cloverfield. But guess what, have you not seen the sidebar chock full of links to other websites? In fact, I frequent cloverfieldnews.com since I don’t pay attention to technorati update’s, my own blog (PC), and know that when there’s something new added, he’s going to post about it.

Your assumption that I’m preventing my readers is just as pathetic as when that fucking retard Ken Tarallo had his little message board cronies attack me on this website through a fucking comment.

So I’m really left with no choice. Jordan and I once saw eye to eye, but now I see he’s a nasty hypocrite. Project Cloverfield joins the very short list of 1-18-08/Cloverfield blogs dropped from the Blogroll for being repulsive.

And on that note, I shall quote you: It’s not like that inconspicuous link was sending any traffic here anyway.

Yeah hi, to the kid who runs that shitty blogspot, and would rather use a free resource then invest a couple of bucks into his apparently love affair, you have just been fucking pwned. Now back to regular scheduled business…

So, what have we achieved?

Posted on October 19th, 2007 in Updates | 31 Comments »

We first started in on the Cloverfield crap July 6th. It’s now October 19th. Do you think that Abrams can actually achieve complete and utter mystery with the movie up until the day it’s released in theaters and/or a new trailer is out giving more detail?

I’m fed up with this shit!

LOL WTF

Posted on August 22nd, 2007 in Updates | No Comments »

Meh, I’m still dealing with my own life right now, but I am going to try to get back into posting here at this website. Unfortunately, I did not write that last entry. I got a few emails asking me why I wrote about it, and well, I didn’t! Each entry display the author of the entry. As some of my loyal minions (yes goddamnit, you are minions!) would agree with this, I do not write about crap like that. As a matter of fact, I am cynical and very doubtful of various crap out there.

Anyway, there’s a couple of people I recently gave posting privileges to (and some I revoked), like this d00d Jerry ;), this kid AndrewT just to name some off. I know there hasn’t been much going around lately, but… keep this site active or something. I don’t want it to die :(

Project Cloverfield Still Needs Contributers

Posted on August 15th, 2007 in Updates | 9 Comments »

I had a couple of people respond to wanting to post here but so far none of them have contributed a single thing. The one person that did wrote two lines in their post and pretty much read like “I think there’s a monster… Yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s a monster.” Sorry but that kind of crap will not be posted here.

If you’re capable of using proper grammar and English, along with being sarcastic/witty/etc, then for the love of god, send me an email telling me you want to write some things! I’m really just looking for someone that wants to keep this website updated with the latest about the movie, whether it’s about set photos, or the rumor mill.

I don’t want to let this website die, but right now I don’t have a lot of free time to surf around and truly stay into the loop with things. A few of you are always commenting on my entries.. Get off your lazy butt and help post here! ;)