Tagruato update - Letter from Ganu Yoshida.
Posted on January 9th, 2008 at 7:05 pm in News |
Ganu Yoshida has issued an “open letter” on the tagruato website.
The open letter talks about Tidowaves involvement with the Chuai station!
An Open Letter from Ganu Yoshida
“Dear Friends, Supporters, Investors, and Members of the Tagruato Family,
Ever since I was a very small boy, I have had the dream of owning a company similar to this one. A company where the workers work hard and love each other. A company dedicated to making good change to our world. A company that would bring prosper to Japan and extend that wealth and knowledge into the universe.
Unfortunately, last week was a dark time for Tagruato, this company I love so dearly. I tried to contain the event for the sake of police investigation but now it is the time to come clean and tell our story to the world.
Our newest and brightest oil rigging development, Chuai Station, was attacked by a terrorist environment group called Tidowave. They released a series of explosions on the station, causing the loss of life and bringing the rig down into its knees. Tagruato has faced threats from this group for many years and has, with the help of our friends in the police forces, fought off many prior attacks. This blow, however, was too strong to miss us. The Chuai Station was damaged.
We are working tirelessly to contain environmental damage from the explosions and are already experimenting in the Atlantic for a new Chuai Station rebuilding location while our work is being continued at a temporary facility. We have also opened the Chuai Station Funds, which has currently raised over 300 million yen for the families of Chuai victims.
On behalf of everyone at Tagruato, I would extend my thanks for the overwhelming wave of support we have been receiving from our business partners, friends, and colleagues. We will not rest until these criminals are taken off of the streets and made to answer to the families of those lost at their hands. I know that, with your help, Tagruato will not falter before zealots, but will remain the company I pictured as a boy, dedicated to exploring the magic of our world and controlling the future of us all.”
Tagruato seeming optimistic, giving a victimised story of things.
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new tagruato news:
http://tagruato.jp/headlines.php?story=news_08_01_09_2
Kaitei No Mitsu Approved for US Distribution
“Members of Tagruato’s elite corporate board were greeted with a rare surprise yesterday as founder Ganu Yoshida visited their emergency home screens in a simultaneous teleconferencing broadcast. After much discussion, Yoshida revealed that kaitei no mitsu, the special Slusho! ingredient lovingly known as “Seabed’s Nectar”, had been approved by the American Food Association.
“Those lost at Chuai would be smiling this day,” commented a choked-up Ganu Yoshida, “Tagruato stands strong against the evil of ecologist terror.”
Tagruato can now proceed with their extensive American campaign for bringing Slusho! to the western world. In addition to the creation of three Western-only flavors, Slusho! representatives claim that many other surprises are in store for their new audience.
“This has been a dream of ours for a long time,” smiles Slusho! Administrative Coordinator Mika Srauy, “We’ve already secured relationships with several prominent American distributors and are compiling our own Western-oriented marketing team.”
The board applauded the news, thanking their friends in foreign lands for such strong support in troubled times.
“Ordinarily there would be more happiness in our celebration but it has been a dark week,” admitted Slusho! Administrative Head Ben Miyake, “I am proud to be part of such a brave company.”
I take it Ganu believes it was Tidowave and not a mosnter?
it sounds like they got the FDA approval just in time for slushy machines at movie theatres to be labeled “SLUSHO!” before the prescreenings in the US.
Another scenario that would make sense would be if it really was Tidowave, and the station being destroyed (or the chemicals/etc released into the water) then awakened the monster.