Tagruato headline updates & Voicemail change.
Posted on January 4th, 2008 at 8:22 am in |
2 new interesting updates in the Tagruato headlines department, Hatsui satellite works for the futura and a post called Update.
Here is update:
There has been an altercation at the Chaui Station. Although details are limited at present time, be assured that Tagruato is taking every measure necessary to ensure the safety and well being of all staff and crew. Specialty teams have been deployed, and are working aggressively to restore harmony at the site.
The cause of the problem is currently being investigated, although it is suspected that an eco-terror cell is responsible for the disturbance.
We have top investigators on our side. Everything will be resolved shortly, and all problems will be fixed. If you have any questions, please contact us at +81-3-5403-6318 for further instructions.
Following this, Kwotto, at UnFiction called up Tagruato and recieved a new voicemail message:
Transcript:
Thank you for calling Tagruato.
If you are calling regarding Chuai station,
Please know that the situation is being handled,
and should be resolved shortly.
If you have a relative on board,
you will be contacted soon by the appropriate personnel
Headquarters does not have information of individual crew members
All other questions should be directed towards our press office
as this line is currently not accepting messages
Thank you
As for the 2nd Tagruato headline:
Visions of success for Tagruato’s Bold Futura subsidiary are no longer limited by gravity. In its first month orbiting Earth, the satellite “Hatsui” has been at peak performance—busily collecting data and securing samples. The satellite signals the first effort by Futura’s space program, and is heralded company-wide as a huge success. Images taken by it’s cutting edge TagFutura KrystaLens were described by CEO Ganu Yoshida as, “a revelation in imagery.” Grinning big, he added, “This equipment will open eyes to worlds never before imagined. It is a bright, united future for all of us.” And he meant it. In their latest gesture to reach out to fellow man, Tagruato used the Hatsui satellite to try to identify a rogue piece that is thought to have fallen off of the Japanese Government’s “ChimpanzIII” satellite. Although Hatsui’s work has not yet been able to confirm the identity of the fallen piece, Tagruato scientists and engineers are busily trying to track and recover the fragment. According to Hatsui data, it disappeared into the Atlantic Ocean late last week.
Bold Futura’s Head Aeronautical Engineer Wada Arinori proudly touted the watchdog effort as the first of many. Hunched happily over a computer, he beamed, “In my 11 years for Tagruato, I see us grow in power, and also in caring. Such teamwork effort is huge stride.”
Future plans for the Bold Futura space program are still under wraps. Although with the success of Hatsui and ample funds dedicated to development and galactic research, it is certain to be big. Added Yoshida, “Our first step into space was a triumphant one. Our next will be unforgettable.”
And thats its for :-)
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9 Responses
i’m wondering if they are doing bold futura as a possible sequal. tagruato’s drilling for oil (or slusho) prompted this baddies attack, bold futura could piss off some other interplanitary baddie
goot thought. Never would have thought of that myself.
happy birthday paul
i’ve decided…i’ve got the kids on the 18th, and they are going to see cloverfield afterschool…8 year old girl, 10 year old boy…showed them the trailers, they didn’t freak out…they love the slusho shirt i’ve got…
anybody think this is a horrible idea?
Thanks JK. Turned the big 32. I don’t think it is a bad idea. I decided to take a half day on the 18th. See the movie around noon. Then try to hop on here and see what other people thought.
ah, fellow capricorn…i turn 32 in 8 days…yippie…
i hope this lives up to all the hype…gotta bad feeling it wont be as good in real life as its played up to be over the last 7 months
I have the same feeling. I think my friends, whom none of them care about this movie, hope it sucks so I would have wasted all of my time.
I would think it to be very hard for JJ and Co. to screw up this movie.
It’s very hard to go wrong with total, utter chaos while using handicams.
Look at The Blair Witch project, which i watched again last night just to look at “video camera movie filming” technique. It was a 25 Million dollar budget movie, Cloverfield of which has 30 Million dollars to spend, and it swept the western culture!
I SUGGEST EVERYONE WHO HAS DOUBTS, GO BACK AND CHECK OUT THE WIDGET CLIP AGAIN…..then check your decision.
not trying to be Cloverfield law enforncement lol, i would just hate to see everyone losing faith with only 13 (australia) / 14 (US) days to go.
@jarvis, i’m not losing faith…only skeptical at this point. and, really, lets be honest, a synical jaded dick such as myself can’t be anything but skeptical.
maybe defeated optimist is a better term…
but you’ve got a good point, tear down the SOL, blow up the woolworth building, and reek general havoc through NYC…gotta be worth the price of admission
ok, understood Jk.
Defeated optimist…..lol.
btw, not saying anyone has lost faith, i would just “hate to see everyone losing fath”.