Tagruato updates!
Posted on November 27th, 2007 at 2:53 pm in News |
Hello Everyone.
www.tagruato.jp is up and functioning to its normal self again.
And if you missed it, the hacking of tagruato with the “horned Ganu pic” was taken down recently and the site was replaced by this message:

Which roughly means “under construction” or “remodelling”.
And just today was the tagruato website brought back up with a new headline update, “Smilers at animal control centre”.
This is the article;
Tagruato’s troupe of Slusho! Smilers! struck again last Friday, this time at a remote animal control center in Takayama. Bearing armfuls of Slusho! happy drinks for all the lower wage workers, the girls also organized a Slusho! drinking contest for two dozen of the center’s caged puppies and kittens.
“Kittens love Slusho! It reminds them of mother’s milk!” grinned Smiler! Mayu.
The workers whooped and cheered as the animals swam and drank their way through a 40-liter trough of Blueberry Zoom. After twenty minutes, Pickle, a spotted Labrador pup, was still happily lapping Slusho! “This one will come home to Ganu!” said acrobatic Smiler! Yuuka as she clutched the lucky puppy, “He just couldn’t get enough Zoom!” With the center in Takayama, the girls completed their nationwide tour of Japan’s animal shelters. While all the shelters received a generous donation from the Tagruato Cares! foundation, the centers with the most Slusho!-friendly animals were purchased and welcomed into the Tagruato family. These centers will undergo a full renovation in the next three years, making way for modern facilities with up-to-date research, technology, and rehabilitation equipment.
“Tagruato is working so hard to ensure a prosperous future for humans,” said company spokeswoman Suzume Soga. “We want that future for small animals as well.”
I tried a google search for “Tagruato Cares! Foundation” but nothing immediate showed up, so feel free to search more into that.
Will keep you updated!
Questions? Theories? Pictures? Email me at jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com
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I’ve seen dogs drink a lot of weird stuff (piss, beer, etc.) But I can’t imagine a dog drinking a frozen drink. At least I can’t see my dog drinking a frozen drink. Then again, my dog is dead.
test subjects….tsk tsk…
LOL! AHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, sorry, but that reminded me of this… xD
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z276/Kingoffunny_2007/lolcloverfieldor9.jpg
It always makes me chuckle, no matter how old or silly it may seem.
BTW, cloverfieldclues.com had this waaaay earlier, Jarvis. ;)
But I am a loyal projectcloverfield…uh…cloverfieldian, so, rock on!
This company is getting more and more twisted everytime they update us with something. And 2 dozen kittens swimming in and gulping down a 40 liter tank of slusho? That’s just strange.
“It’s a kitten , it’s huge!”
nooo, cloverfieldclues had the tagruato hack is down post way before…but not hte slusho update…thats not even posted yet…
And i wasnt sure wehter i should post tagruato hack is down seeing as we all talked about it on comments but meh..
I am starting to really hope that the monster is actually a giant kitten. The kitten monster will be defeated by a piece of string and a giant dog.
*pats Jarvis on the back*
You’re doing some great detective work, here, Jarvis. :)
I may have found something that you all might like…a supposed clue to the Tagruato image, but I will post that tomorrow, because I gotta get working on other stuff.
y thank u Pr0. And as for that “supposed clue to the tagruato” image…please E-mail it to me first so i can post it up and it wont screw up when i resize it…Cheers.
A giant kitten….o.m.g….please no….i will walk out of the theatre if its a giant kitten with a really F$#KED up roar!
Dude, how do you think I tried to email you? The address that you provide won’t let me send emails to you because it says it doesn’t exist. Is it okay if I just click the Contact link, instead?
yo quero slusho
At least now we have learned that Slusho tastes kinda like cat breast milk (?)
No, contact link goes to Jordan. Ummm.
jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com
Sure u entered it right?
ohhh…did u put www. infront of the e-mail? cause if you did, i think that would of screwed it up :S ?
No, I did it without the www. thing and it still wouldn’t work.
Oh, wait — I made a little something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlDW2zMAsrg
wow wtf….:S…
Ok, Pr0 try this e-mail;
brit_intel_harmon@hotmail.com (my military e-mail)
Ok, feeding slusho to animals. Stray animals that only a small group of people would care about. And we’re still not sure if the secrete indredant is all that safe. Oh PETA would have a field day with this.
lol PETA….
they buying up the shelters too. and taking the animals, and Gnau (or whatever his name is) got some animals for his-self. doesn’t anyone find that a tad bit creepy?
I just want to see these Smilers!
Show us your Smilers!
Show us your Smilers!
Jarvis, I sent you an email. :)
Jo, he just likes animals — it’s not like he’s mutating all of them for his evil plot to assassinate JJ Abrams for not revealing any info on the movie, thus, forcing him to cancel the movie…right?
Hey guys! I was at the Tagruato site looking around and I found this.
“TAGRUATO LAUNCHES FIRST SATELLITE
This article appeared November 26th, 2007 in major Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto newspapers.
read more…”
It’s under the About Us tag under Investors.
Not sure what it as to do with the movie, but Tagruato in space doesn’t sound good to me.
[…] Read the rest of this great post here […]
Pro - they’re taking the animals for (drumroll) research.
Shoot, Jarvis, did you get my email? :D
I was the one who hacked the Tagruato website.
@paulisnofun…the kittens are coming to destroy us. don’t know if anybody reads fark.com, but…they believe everytime somebody masterbates and kitten dies…its time for revenge
Yes Pr0 i did get your e-mail, very impressive. I’ll talk with Jordan to see if we can loop it and put it up as a permanent gif. title ;-)
(talk to you soon)
Yeah, don’t mind, “The Cause”, I was trying out a separate Gmail account to see how this whole thing works.
Hope none of you took it to seriously. :P
But then it got stuck when I was checking messages and it didn’t go to my original moniker, Pr0LiFiX.
So I won’t do that, anymore.
Pr0LiFiX you are banned from posting comments and making new accounts on this website.
jk.
jk is our official hall monitor.
lol…Pr0, i meant jk = joke…incase paul confused u lol.
Anyway…new post under “news” section.
Tagruato has been hacked again….+ previous tagruato site updates.
do you have a hall pass? you see this orange sash over my shoulder? you know what powers i possess because of this sash?
lol ahahah.
LOL, goddamn, Jarvis, don’t scare me like that. xD
You should be glad with the info I’ve been giving you.
And no I did not hack the tagruato site.
oh god sorry man! lol.
I’ll be honest, i am EXTREMELY pleased with the contributions you are making. It is appreciated my friend :-)