Well hello there!

Sorry for the slowish updates. But now here’s the complete compilation of things discussed, but not posted :-)

Slusho! putting the Zooom in Heroes!

NBC’s TV series Heroes has had some involvment with Cloverfield’s star drink; Slusho! Greg Beeman, director and producer staged various Heroe’s cast members holding Slusho! cups.

Greg Beeman stated this as he posted the pictures on the internet:

“Now, the next group of photos falls into the “don’t ask/don’t tell” category. I credit Greg Yaitanes for staging all these pix, under the supervision of Joe Pokaski. Their cultural significance will become clear in the coming months, so… pay attention!”

New Cloverfield movie POSTER!!

The British movie magazine “Film” got their hands on the new poster. The same statue of liberty with the head off, but this time with the name of “Cloverfield” at the bottom;

Tagruato site….changed!

This is not the first time JJ Abrams has “hacked” one of his own sites. During the lost experience JJ gave the thumbs up for one of his members to appear like someone has hacked the Tagruato website. Specifically a girl named Rachel Blake used the codename “Persephone” that enabled her to “hack” the Hanso Foundation website. All speculation leads that JJ Abrams is doing the exact same thing! JJ has purposefully made it seem that someone has hacked Tagruato Corp’s website.

Check the tagruato site now! www.tagruato.jp

“TAGRUATO IS DESTROYING OUR OCEANS!” - The new websites “motto” ;-)

This is not the only Tagruato update….Remember the old site, well, it had a previous update in the investors section that stated this;

To Investors: Concerning the RRC Article
Tagruato is aware that many of you are shocked and angered over the recent article by the Ravaille Research Center. The Slusho! Board of Directors would like to assure you that the article’s claims are completely false and that there is no Seabed’s Nectar available outside their contained factories. The author of the article, Dr. Abe, is known for his suspicious research methods. In 1994 he was brought before his university’s academic board in regards to his genetic manipulation of Australian Aphynos. We have dealt with similar predators before. The article has been stripped from all subsequent issues and our legal department is currently looking into further retaliation methods. Please contact a Tagruato representative for more information on this matter.

5 pancakes search “Ravaille research center” which lead to SFN, the original science forums. http://www.scienceforums.net/forum/showpost.php?p=372547&postcount=1

The Original science forums had this to say;

Ravaille Research Center?

Hi! I’m new to the boards. You all seem very well read so I hope someone nows what I’m talking about.I’m attaching a article I found about the Slusho! drinks and the weird affect it’s having on people. I’m worried because my 2 boys drink it everyday.Does anyone have info on the Ravaille Research Center? Are they legitimate? Does anyone have any other research on Slusho! drinks?

And this is the attached document!

1265.08.41 482
Vol. 131. 476-491Nectar (cont’d)
steady stream of print and media advertising, nutritional information [concerning]
Slusho! drink remains limited, leaving some suspicious consumers with a sour [taste]
in their mouths.Last month, [inadvertently] coinciding with public pressure from the FDA [regarding]
plans to finally import Slusho! to the United States, my department at the [Ravaille]
Research Center realised its own preliminary study on Slusho!’s mystery [ingredient].
Despite slight food coloring changes to affect color and, in the case of [Chocolate]
Rage, texture, our tests uncovered some surprisingly recognizable culprits.Unfortunately, due to Slusho!’s peculiar response ro traditional testing [methods]
none of these ingredients could be definitively verified. We postulate the [possible]
presence of the following: Carbonated water, glucose, sodium citrate, vitamin [C,]
D-pantothenol, citric acid, oleoresin, gelatine, sucrose, acetate isobutyrate, [phos-]
phoric acid, carob bean gum, and potassium benzoate. True to their reputation, [rep-
resentatives from Tagruato ignored our attempts at correspondence regarding [our]
findings, despite repeat phone calls, emails, and an ill-fated office visit.None of these ingredients, on their own, send up any health-related warning [flags.]
Most are prevelant in any number of other [publicly] available beverages. [Except, of]
course, for the glaring blue whale in the room: Seabed‘s Nectar (”kaitei no mitsu”),
Slusho!’s self-proclaimed “special ingredient” and centerpiece of their prolific [adver-]
tising campaign has somehow evaded classification in any kind of [international di-]
etary database. Unfortunately for the inquiring consumer, there’s no law that [requires]
corporations to give all of the secrets of their recipes. Formulas for some of Slusho!’s
competitors have remained hidden for over a century.

Tagruato hides behind these legalities when faced with questions regarding [their]
acquisition methods and the chemical makeup of Seabed’s Nectar, claiming the [threat]
of rival companies has forced their silence. Tagruato’s successful evasion of both [gov-]
ernment and private research, however, may be costing a higher price for [consumers]
that they realize. Assuming, despite public disagreement on the subject, that [Seabed’s]
Nectar does have the restorative powers that Tagruato claims in their campaigns. [Or-]
ganized research into the ingredient could lead to growth in preventative and [homeo-]
pathic medicine. Their choice to hide what could be a great benefit to the [collective]
knowledge of mankind seems both unethical and disgustingly profit-oriented.

Concerned about the wealth of information lost by Tagruato‘s negligent [attitude,]
my department managed to obtain a small sample of Seabed’s Nectar. Our [conclu-]
sions are spotty at best, based on diluted specimens and poor investigative [condi-]
tions. Our findings are too consistent, however, to be discounted completely. [The]
short term exposure to the substance, some initial tests revealed accelerated [cell]
growth, increased strength, increased soft muscle tissue growth, sharper [eyesight],
better digestion. smoother skin, and a full-body, pleasant sensation that one [of our]
researchers actually described as “a wave of pure happiness”. The rest of this [report]
will attempt to summarize our findings based on preliminary tests with [Seabed’s]
Nectar and, hopefully, lay die foundation for more extensive research. We [aligned]
Our testing regimen with a current case study: the notorious documentary footage
depicting an 84-year-old woman drinking twelve large Slusho! Beverages and [lifted]

Jawbone at Unfiction disvered this.

Thats it folks…let the discussion war begin :-D

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