Project Cloverfield

www.slusho.com has introduced a Slusho! Hoodie. This Hoodie currently running for $28!

Enjoy!

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www.cloverfieldmovie.com , the official site for cloverfield has had an update!

An “about the film” tab has been added to the web page announcing this;

Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a monster the size of a skyscraper descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives.

Thats it for this little update.

Questions? Theories? Pictures? E-mail me at www.brit_intel_harmon@hotmail.com

Yes it’s true. Tagruato has been hacked again, but, it is not a different hack? Just a different date. Did we miss something?

Other than that, while www.tagruato.jp was “back up again” there were several new updates on the site;

TAGRUATO LAUNCHES FIRST SATELLITE!

Through its Bold Futura subsidiary, Tagruato successfully launched its first geostationary satellite “Hatsui” yesterday afternoon. At first, the launch was thought to be rescheduled because of poor weather conditions. Yesterday morning brought heavy rain and lightning strikes near the launch pad. Despite this adversity, however, the abort command was overruled by CEO Ganu Yoshida. After a five minute delay, the launch went off without any disasters.

Mission Chief Kenji Matsui claimed, “At first we thought the lightning might strike the satellite. It could cause a fire to catch within the electrical systems. It would have been seven years of hard work and sleepless night wasted.”

When asked why he overruled the abort command, Yoshida said, “Because here at Tagruato, we don’t let lightning stand in the way of achieving our goals. In this case that goal was reaching for the stars.”

Yoshida could not be more specific as to what “reaching for the stars” entails, but assured us, “It will be big.”

Bold Futura recently announced that one billion Yen will be allocated towards space research. “The future of man depends on our ability to spread outwards into the universe. At Tagruato, we want to be the first to take you there,” Yoshida added.”

BOLD FUTURA HIRES “DREAM TEAM”

In a move surely to shake up the world of physics, Bold Futura has recruited one hundred of the top physics majors graduating from universities around the world. Most highly sought after was Johan Hedberg from Sweden. His internationally-acclaimed thesis on the intricate ecosystems of deep sea crevices landed him immediate tenure at his university but he turned it down for the opportunity to work for Bold Futura. “They offered me free reign to do whatever I want as long as the board approves and oversees it, “said Hedberg at Futura’s November press conference, “Plus I’ll have comfort and security for a long, long time.”

It is unclear what Futura’s expectations are for these young minds. The company is cheerfully vague regarding their intentions for the new all-star quantum squad.

“With those young, fresh minds working together, anything is possible. I’ve watched these new graduates - they have ideas on everything from creating new energy sources to starting us down the road to teleportation,” said Tokyo-based Professor Akira Okinawa. “As a citizen to Japan and the human race, I cannot think of a better place for their ideas to flourish. Bold Futura is cutting edge and innovative. It has a plan for us all.”

Ganu Yoshida is the CEO of Bold Futura’s parent company, Tagruato. When asked about this “quantum coup”, he answered, “Now that we have all the best minds, we won’t need to worry about competition. This is what the industry needs right now: a company focused not on what its competitors are doing, but instead what it can do to make the world a better place.”

American Mike Siegel graduated last May in a cap and gown. Now he’ll be on the other side of the world in a labcoat. He won’t miss home though. “They offered me a chance to make history and to work with the best in my field. How could I turn that down?”

These updates found under the previous tagruato’s “investors” tab.

Questions? Theories? Pictures? Then e-mail me at my NEW email address: www.brit_intel_harmon@hotmail.com

Hello Everyone.

www.tagruato.jp is up and functioning to its normal self again.

And if you missed it, the hacking of tagruato with the “horned Ganu pic” was taken down recently and the site was replaced by this message:

Which roughly means “under construction” or “remodelling”.

And just today was the tagruato website brought back up with a new headline update, “Smilers at animal control centre”.

This is the article;

Tagruato’s troupe of Slusho! Smilers! struck again last Friday, this time at a remote animal control center in Takayama. Bearing armfuls of Slusho! happy drinks for all the lower wage workers, the girls also organized a Slusho! drinking contest for two dozen of the center’s caged puppies and kittens.

“Kittens love Slusho! It reminds them of mother’s milk!” grinned Smiler! Mayu.

The workers whooped and cheered as the animals swam and drank their way through a 40-liter trough of Blueberry Zoom. After twenty minutes, Pickle, a spotted Labrador pup, was still happily lapping Slusho! “This one will come home to Ganu!” said acrobatic Smiler! Yuuka as she clutched the lucky puppy, “He just couldn’t get enough Zoom!” With the center in Takayama, the girls completed their nationwide tour of Japan’s animal shelters. While all the shelters received a generous donation from the Tagruato Cares! foundation, the centers with the most Slusho!-friendly animals were purchased and welcomed into the Tagruato family. These centers will undergo a full renovation in the next three years, making way for modern facilities with up-to-date research, technology, and rehabilitation equipment.

“Tagruato is working so hard to ensure a prosperous future for humans,” said company spokeswoman Suzume Soga. “We want that future for small animals as well.”

I tried a google search for “Tagruato Cares! Foundation” but nothing immediate showed up, so feel free to search more into that.

Will keep you updated!

Questions? Theories? Pictures? Email me at jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

Note: This site has been debunked and is now recorded as a fake.

Thanks to Q30, question30 for notifying this to me via E-mail!

Well lady’s and gentleman this website: http://tagruato.blogspot.com/ is claiming to be the main resistance against Tagruato and a supporter of the “hacking” of www.tagruato.jp

Reasons why this should / could be fake? ITS A BLOGSPOT SITE, nothing against blogspot sites, just that every other “official or trying to be serious” site has never been based on a bloggers domain. Otherwise, it seems somewhat unpersonal. It does have that personal “hate this” look and it links directly to other cloverfield blog sites.

Feel free to discuss the amusing “comments” and the likes.

Enjoy!

Questions? Theories? Pictures? Email me at: www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

The new www.tagruato.jp. Some clever eye’d people have noticed 5 Roman Numerals on the sea creatures in the website picture above.

Special thanks go to Pr0LiFiX for making me notice this and providing his theory to go along with it;

If you cannot see the Numerals, here is a close up courtesy of PrO.

So what do these numerals mean? Well here is the theory;

Tagruato
Is
Destroying
Our
Oceans

TIDOO

Tanner: I
Irukandju: II
Dumbo: III
Ogre: IV
Ocean: V

TIDOO

There is such thing as a Tanner Crab, and a Irukandju jellyfish!

So, what could this mean?

PrO’s theory;

maybe Tagruato was hacked, due to “the cause”, I mean, it seems logical. Maybe the Jamie and Teddy videos are recorded AFTER the scenes of 1-18-08, and so that the cause is trying to bring Tagruato and/or Slusho! to justice because of what the theory states for “why officials are so interested in the footage” because it provides evidence to bust Tagruato! Holy crap, I may be onto something!

And I guess the TIDOO (if you google tidoo), is just the doll that is given as a present to Jamie because maybe it’s a memorial (or however you say it) for all of the people and friends that died during the events.

Hmmm…

What do you think?

Pr0LiFiX also provided this;

Possible animal image behind the squid…a frog maybe? You decide!

Discuss your theories, once again, thanks Pr0LiFIx!

Questions? Theories? Pictures? Email me at www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

Once again, hello to everyone!

I just recieved a very interesting e-mail from The questioner, codename: Q30. He sent me the following theory that he / she thought up! Here is the new theory:

Here goes: The secret ingredient in Slusho is the monster’s blood.

The main character with the camera, because of his connection to Tagurato, figures this out. Maybe they’re in a convenience store with a Slusho machine, the parasites break-in and start attacking the machine and he understands, and puts the important message on the tape, maybe yelling into the camera “They’re after the Slusho!” or somesuch. THAT’S why this recovered video tape is of interest to the authorities.

Maybe the monster’s blood carries within it the eggs of the parasites. When you drink more than six, the eggs hatch. That shadow of the woman shows her being restrained by 2 guys in biohazard suits… her stomach was ripping-open because the little parasites were coming-out.

An interesting theory. Thank you to Q30 for e-mailing me his thoughts :-)

Feel free to discuss flaws within this theory. Good points and bad points. Do you think this will be a good plot line if it were true?

Questions? Theories? Pictures? Please email me at: www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

Well hello there!

Sorry for the slowish updates. But now here’s the complete compilation of things discussed, but not posted :-)

Slusho! putting the Zooom in Heroes!

NBC’s TV series Heroes has had some involvment with Cloverfield’s star drink; Slusho! Greg Beeman, director and producer staged various Heroe’s cast members holding Slusho! cups.

Greg Beeman stated this as he posted the pictures on the internet:

“Now, the next group of photos falls into the “don’t ask/don’t tell” category. I credit Greg Yaitanes for staging all these pix, under the supervision of Joe Pokaski. Their cultural significance will become clear in the coming months, so… pay attention!”

New Cloverfield movie POSTER!!

The British movie magazine “Film” got their hands on the new poster. The same statue of liberty with the head off, but this time with the name of “Cloverfield” at the bottom;

Tagruato site….changed!

This is not the first time JJ Abrams has “hacked” one of his own sites. During the lost experience JJ gave the thumbs up for one of his members to appear like someone has hacked the Tagruato website. Specifically a girl named Rachel Blake used the codename “Persephone” that enabled her to “hack” the Hanso Foundation website. All speculation leads that JJ Abrams is doing the exact same thing! JJ has purposefully made it seem that someone has hacked Tagruato Corp’s website.

Check the tagruato site now! www.tagruato.jp

“TAGRUATO IS DESTROYING OUR OCEANS!” - The new websites “motto” ;-)

This is not the only Tagruato update….Remember the old site, well, it had a previous update in the investors section that stated this;

To Investors: Concerning the RRC Article
Tagruato is aware that many of you are shocked and angered over the recent article by the Ravaille Research Center. The Slusho! Board of Directors would like to assure you that the article’s claims are completely false and that there is no Seabed’s Nectar available outside their contained factories. The author of the article, Dr. Abe, is known for his suspicious research methods. In 1994 he was brought before his university’s academic board in regards to his genetic manipulation of Australian Aphynos. We have dealt with similar predators before. The article has been stripped from all subsequent issues and our legal department is currently looking into further retaliation methods. Please contact a Tagruato representative for more information on this matter.

5 pancakes search “Ravaille research center” which lead to SFN, the original science forums. http://www.scienceforums.net/forum/showpost.php?p=372547&postcount=1

The Original science forums had this to say;

Ravaille Research Center?

Hi! I’m new to the boards. You all seem very well read so I hope someone nows what I’m talking about.I’m attaching a article I found about the Slusho! drinks and the weird affect it’s having on people. I’m worried because my 2 boys drink it everyday.Does anyone have info on the Ravaille Research Center? Are they legitimate? Does anyone have any other research on Slusho! drinks?

And this is the attached document!

1265.08.41 482
Vol. 131. 476-491Nectar (cont’d)
steady stream of print and media advertising, nutritional information [concerning]
Slusho! drink remains limited, leaving some suspicious consumers with a sour [taste]
in their mouths.Last month, [inadvertently] coinciding with public pressure from the FDA [regarding]
plans to finally import Slusho! to the United States, my department at the [Ravaille]
Research Center realised its own preliminary study on Slusho!’s mystery [ingredient].
Despite slight food coloring changes to affect color and, in the case of [Chocolate]
Rage, texture, our tests uncovered some surprisingly recognizable culprits.Unfortunately, due to Slusho!’s peculiar response ro traditional testing [methods]
none of these ingredients could be definitively verified. We postulate the [possible]
presence of the following: Carbonated water, glucose, sodium citrate, vitamin [C,]
D-pantothenol, citric acid, oleoresin, gelatine, sucrose, acetate isobutyrate, [phos-]
phoric acid, carob bean gum, and potassium benzoate. True to their reputation, [rep-
resentatives from Tagruato ignored our attempts at correspondence regarding [our]
findings, despite repeat phone calls, emails, and an ill-fated office visit.None of these ingredients, on their own, send up any health-related warning [flags.]
Most are prevelant in any number of other [publicly] available beverages. [Except, of]
course, for the glaring blue whale in the room: Seabed‘s Nectar (”kaitei no mitsu”),
Slusho!’s self-proclaimed “special ingredient” and centerpiece of their prolific [adver-]
tising campaign has somehow evaded classification in any kind of [international di-]
etary database. Unfortunately for the inquiring consumer, there’s no law that [requires]
corporations to give all of the secrets of their recipes. Formulas for some of Slusho!’s
competitors have remained hidden for over a century.

Jawbone at Unfiction disvered this.

Thats it folks…let the discussion war begin :-D

Questions? Thoughts? updates or pictures? Email me at; www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

enjoy!

Hello again everyone.

Some interesting pictures from www.slusho.jp and from the trailer have been e-mailed to me from Octavian. THANKS OCTAVIAN!!

Possible “outer shell” of the Monster. Now what kind of animal has an outer shell that could have been linked to clues (such as slusho.jp). Cockroaches? No, try crabs…

And if the monster did turn out to be a crab, which i think most of us would agree to be really GAY, then what do the 3 “claw” marks mean?

And to concern the “bursting Marlena” or the “bursting women” where we see a women screeming and apparently blowing up;

A little Japanese connection. Here is a plate of Japanese Sushi / food. A trailer pic found in Rob’s “surprise / leaving party”?

So, feel free to discuss. Once again, special thanks to Octavian for sending these pictures :-)

Anything to report? www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!

This just a little personall found i made.

Red = Outline of monster, which is either a leg or the tail!

Blue = The supposed “face”.

The whole “face” sighting began with www.1-18-08.com ’s in which a picture brought attention to itself by a supposed face inbetween the two girls, in their hair.

Thoughts and comments? Found new faces, new theories or sightings? Or just want to talk about the movie? Email me at: www.jarviscoxwell21@hotmail.com

Enjoy fellow cloverfieldiens :-D!