The internet is seriouz bizzniss.
Posted on October 22nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm in Updates |
Some recent peckerhead, 11808.blogspot.com, decided to go in-depth about Project Cloverfield.
Let’s break it down for the idiots, because we all know the internet is fond of the ‘tards.
But back to the point. Jordan, the owner of Project Cloverfield, lost his mind over the weekend.
Apparently I’m unaware of this occurring. Not only did I have a miraculous sex-change, but I also lost my mind. Funny, I didn’t feel it float away. Or maybe that’s why I ended up watching movies nearly all weekend. Who knew that I had someone to help me out with my mental anguishes
Considering his commercial motivations for running his 1-18-08/Cloverfield site, you can guess at why he’s so frustrated. He’s losing market share to his competition and this despite his exhaustive efforts to keep his readers in the dark about the existence of alternatives to his shoddy and sporadic 1-18-08/Cloverfield coverage.
Unbeknown to this poor kid, I did not start Cloverfield for profit. For those of you who have been here since the beginning (July 6th) this blog featured no ads, nor was it even created to make money. Hell, it STILL isn’t here for profit. I’m not losing the market; Do you see the rising number of comments that each entry brings in? Do you not see that I have a group of loyal readers (much love to AntaresMHD, paulisnofun, SubZero15, officespacejk, Matthew1808, Jarvis. If I missed you, I’m sorry, but you know I realize you comment all the time!) that will ALWAYS come back here to comment to other users? Apparently you are failing to see that, and instead would rather make up some bullshit excuse to only make yourself look better. Perhaps to spike up some traffic too.
If you’ve even READ some of the entries here, you’d have seen that I had a lot of personal issues in the beginning of August, thus I placed PC on hold and hoped that some other loyal readers would contribute and update for the users. I haven’t lost any of the market–my viewers, my LOYAL viewers, are still here, and that’s all I care about. I didn’t start this website to be the best out there, I started it because *I* wanted to have a resource for the upcoming movie. Apparently that’s too difficult concept to grasp, isn’t it?
The updates are shoddy and sporadic simply because I DO NOT devote the same amount of time into it as other people still do. Hurray for them if they find out the latest–I obviously don’t care about that anymore. If I’m the LAST website to blog about something new, I don’t care. Apparently that means a lot more to you?
What’s worse is Jordan doesn’t even get full credit for his lackluster coverage given he’s recruited willing slave labor to provide content for his blog. To give you a sense of perspective, Jordan’s blog was, early on, one of the three most successful 1-18-08/Cloverfield sites. But not anymore, and apparently he’s starting to resent that it’s costing him money.
What I find most hilarious is that you’re bringing up all these accusations, yet you YOURSELF are failing to provide proper citations and credit where it’s due. Everything I discovered on my own, receives no credit. Everything I found from another forum, website, user, or email has been given where it’s due. The only time that I was in a predicament where I gave myself credit, was when I watermarked some photographs that myself and another user had found on a forum. Granted, I provided credit to the original author, but I took the photos without permission. Resulting in lovely contacts from Paramount and lawyer.
This blog is costing me money? Shame, I didn’t realize that it was. I paid $6.95 to register the domain name, which in case you’re unware of, is a yearly cost. Not only that, but I run a web hosting company. I OWN my own servers. Running Project Cloverfield, costs me absolutely NO money. Which is also probably why I have a lot of other websites, and domain names. Because I can.
AND LOL SLAVE LABOR! I asked around constantly for people to contribute simply because I don’t care about this site like I used to. I’m busy being a webdesign, a business owner… busy being someone who is just getting a bit tired of the Cloverfield business. I love this site, so I’m not going to let it die. I want to find other people who are willing to blog about the latest rumors, etc.
Having commented on Jordan’s outburst, I became the lucky recipient of his editing. He removed the link back to this blog which was imbedded in my screen name. Not a big deal. It’s not like that inconspicuous link was sending any traffic here anyway.
My outburst? What the fuck are you talking about? In the most recent entry, “So what have we achieved” was far from an outburst. I said I was getting fed up with the shit because I am! I’m tired of not knowing what the movie is about, and how we’ve gone months without almost NO tangible evidence on what the monster is, or the movie’s true plot. What is so wrong about expressing frustration and impatience? Apparently that means that I’m oh-so-crabby over not making a crappy buck with this website.
I remove your link because your comment was unnecessary. I do this with ALL comments that are created solely for the purpose of being an annoying jackass, or for extra backlinks. You want to consider that move as me being an inconsiderate asshole, then by all means, feel free to. I don’t care what you think, especially when you’ve been wrong about me the entire time.
To clarify, I had no idea the lengths to which Jordan would go to prevent his readers from discovering that there were other sites devoted to covering 1-18-08/Cloverfield.
You are fucking ridiculous and moronic. I removed the link because it was SPAM. I get a lot of comments linking to other sites, and those get removed to. Some of the time they’re for insurance website, and sometimes they’re for random crappy website in regards to cloverfield. But guess what, have you not seen the sidebar chock full of links to other websites? In fact, I frequent cloverfieldnews.com since I don’t pay attention to technorati update’s, my own blog (PC), and know that when there’s something new added, he’s going to post about it.
Your assumption that I’m preventing my readers is just as pathetic as when that fucking retard Ken Tarallo had his little message board cronies attack me on this website through a fucking comment.
So I’m really left with no choice. Jordan and I once saw eye to eye, but now I see he’s a nasty hypocrite. Project Cloverfield joins the very short list of 1-18-08/Cloverfield blogs dropped from the Blogroll for being repulsive.
And on that note, I shall quote you: It’s not like that inconspicuous link was sending any traffic here anyway.
Yeah hi, to the kid who runs that shitty blogspot, and would rather use a free resource then invest a couple of bucks into his apparently love affair, you have just been fucking pwned. Now back to regular scheduled business…
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Owned.
Whipped, pwned, pooned and noob slapped!! GO JORDAN!!
You taught that noobcake a valuable lesson and all he has acomplished is a pissed off group of loyal readers and a sudden burst of angered adrenaline!
Raise the banner! Raise the flag! Rise up! conquer all! LETS DO THIS PROJECTCLOVERFIELD.COM! LETS SHOW THIS GIT WE STILL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GIVE PEOPLE THE LATEST NEWS ON THE GREATEST MONSTER MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!
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Because the way to show that someone’s opinon doesn’t matter to you is to rant ferociously about it with the tiny net-fist of hate raised high in the air, insults going around like they’re on sale half off at the dollar store.
Besides, /b/ knows: There are no girls on the internet.
LOL… So who’s going to post the “Get off the internet and back where you belong” meme? :D
lol, seeing as your such the natural Jordan….why the hell not!? lol
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Go Jordan! I don’t contrbute posts but I check your site several times a day! I love the replys and love this site. I’ve checked the other sites also, Cloverfield News is another I go to.
Some people just have nothing better to do. Guess you hit a nerve.
I think Abrams Project has her period.
All I got out of this post is that Jordan likes me second best.
yeah….it’s a shame some people have turned to attacking fellow cloverfieldians instead of the actual movie and JJ himself.
Hahaha! No way! I didn’t thought this guy was going to get this serious. The internet is REALLY full of jerks =D. I’m aware of that long time ago, but everyday I’m more convinced.
I’d prefer reading to Jordan ‘coz SHE (yes, a WOMAN) doesn’t takes crap from anyone, spite of those guys who are misleading and “know-it-all” morons. As far this site is open, I’ll keep reading, and I know many people will too, so let’s not give them the attention they DON’T deserve, as Jarvis just said, the real attention must be in the movie, not the fandom.
i want a shot at the no talent ass clown w/ bad information…let me att’m.
i still say, starting a fight (making it personal) on the intergoogle is like being in the special olympics…even if you win, your still riding the short bus w/ a drool cup. i applaud jordan for defending herself.
but seriously, i haven’t written a shitty satyrical sabre of a letter in a long time, who is this shitdicksycle eater?
*holds officespacejk back!!*
*starts slow clap
it brings up the question though, of how much good information this molester of small woodland creatures has, that he resorts to filling his own website w/ filth & flarn (shout out to bill cosby) such as this?
has his little neighbor really cut back on playing pet the puppy, and hide the weasel so much that he feels the need to make such unprovoked attacks?
he complains that he was mistreated in a forum, oh you poor selfesteemless sack of wasted flesh, did you get your feelings hurt? had he not read the kinda crap we say to each other each day? none of the rest of us take it personally, its meant to be in good humor (unless you log in as JJ or godzilla, that dudes just ‘tarted).
buck up little man, and grow a set…or atleast get the set outta your mouth and talk clearly.
i’m out…for now
Officespacejk: more like last on my list ;)
I KEED!
Anyway, any publicity is good publicity, so the very few people that read that guy’s posts - probably mom and dad - will want to come over here to see what the fuss is about. Then, they will become fellow project cloverfieldians much to the dismay of their son.
oh, i can’t wait to see the reaction when fine upstanding middle class don’t dance ’cause god will think your makin love standin up mom & dad read the stuff getting tossed around now…
@jordan…last? and, um…forgive an unfortunate 30 year old satyrist…KEED? WTF?
That Maffusse dude used to get his ball broken every day. He would come back and bust our balls. Even Maffusse is a good sport. I keed, I keed.
take it, give it, have fun and don’t take it seriously…pretty much the rules i live my life by, online or not
OK, we’re getting into an Oprah moment here…
sorry…’parently i had some pent up agressions to release…damn exwife
anybody else have somebody that needs to be verbally assaulted?
Can you verbally assault the Red Sox for becoming the big money team that pretty much buys a World Series. You know, the kind of team they used to hate.
i’ll hit the sox (and both NY teams) tomorrow, gladly.
i just checked out that dudes site…there were (2) comments. 1 from jordan (and he fixed the chick/dude issue in his manifesto), and another from anonymous…read below…sounds oddly familiar
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you know…trying to start a fight on the web is like winning the special olympics…even if you win you still ride a shortbus.
not trying to specifically dig you, but why do you give two goat balls about what somebody else is doing? if your right, intelligent people will learn and leave HER site. if your wrong, then you just sound like a raving douche.
the choice is yours, but i’d think twice before sounding like a whiny bitch again.
just my 2 cents, as an independent reader of both sites.
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girl power lol
i think you should be thinking him for the traffic…
but if he’s a fan, why did he goto a free site, true unjustified fans buy a domain…he should have no right to complain about other blogs
ha hahaha
the guys a noob and is pissed cause he doesnt have the brain to search for strict cloverfield clue’s. He just proved the leader of this blog…kicks so much ass! lol
yeah, i felt pretty good after that
ok, i had to go check out that eddy dudes blog again, see if anybody else had posted a comment. there were 2…in order, shown below…anon still sounds oddly familiar.
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Eddy said…
Anon: Thank you for the comment. By the by, informing readers of this blog of changes to the Blogroll and the reasons for those changes is a longstanding practice.
Again, thanks for taking the time to comment.
October 23, 2007 2:23 PM
Anonymous said…
same anon again…question about your retort…was the intent and purpose then of your venture to, and slamming of projectcloverfield just blog whoring? you state that by and by, informing readers about your (this) site and the changes is a longstanding practice. so, i’m not sure i get it…your long standing practice is to visit others that do similar sites, and lambaste them w/ verbal assults to let people know about your blogrole and its changes?
i’m failing to see the logic here. seems you’ve confirmed your not a raving douche, but a blog whoring raving uber-douche. i could be wrong, wouldn’t be the first time, but, reading your other articles…i gotta feeling i’m not.
best of luck w/ your by and by longstanding practices, might need to pay royalties to massengale though if you continue.
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LOL :D!!!!
i had a little fun afterwork…my favorite is royalties to massengale, thats priceless…going to save that again for later…uber douche…this guy is good
Damn! I’m gone for a week or so and I miss all of the good shit!
That’ll teach me for going to my grandmother’s funeral.