Breakthrough!
Posted on September 12th, 2007 at 4:36 pm in News |
All right ladies and gentlemen, we have something that looks legit. A person at unfiction discovered it. It looks like a dog, sounds like a dog and barks like a dog, so it probably is a dog. Go to jamieandteddy.com and click on the picture. It will ask for a password, the password is jllovesth. It will take you to a video that Jamie Lascano (the girl who wrote the caption on one of the pictures on 1-18-08.com) is making for her boyfriend Teddy, who is away.
If you don’t want to do the password stuff, the link to the movie here. Give it a second because Jamie still has the cover on the lens. It will come off, she will speak about how she missed teddy and what not. After, she thinks she turned it off but the camera keeps rolling. She complains about possibly having another bladder infection and requests cranberry pills from another 1-18-08 character, Marlena (I think that’s her name). I am pretty sure that was put in for a reason.
The speculation at this point is that the bladder infection has something to do with Slusho. Anyways, go watch the video and comment on what you think!! Finally we have something!!
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clicking the video made my internets crash, but i could d/l it fine
when i tried to play it the player i was using went all wonky, but the audio was fine….
annoying part was how it was all upside down
jamie is hot
People have been saying on other boards it makes their internet crash so I dont know. It works for mine.
I think I have that same kind of webcam.
Anyway, the video looks legit, and the bladder infection being connected to slusho makes sense…
Jamie has got the herps! Nasteeee!
HEY, Bladder infection is sex without a condom. She brought up her friend saying “Best way to over somebody is to get under them” and professes her love for him after that. Then needs cranbury pills for a bladder infection which is usually caused by unprotected sex by a dirty PEE-PEE. Ask any Dr. and they will agree she cheated on him already.
She says videos, so maybe “teddy” will be putting more up soon. Tried to search for teddy on myspace, but could not find.
I think cranberry pills are used for Urinary Tract Infections.
I hate to be anal retentive, but Bladder Infection & Urinary Tract Infection is the same thing, and is not neccessarily caused by unprotected sex. It can be caused by many different things, including allergies to latex condoms, and/or poor personal hygiene. It can also be caused by simply having alot of sex, protected or otherwise.
I don’t think we should jump to the conclusion that Jamie is a skank…
I think it’s perfectly legitimate to say that Jamie has the HERPS!
Because you know, we all fucking care about some fictitious character’s sex life.
But yes, shut up and get over being anal over something as mundane as the intricacies of a UTI. It’s called BEING SARCASTIC AND FUNNIE.
Post more comments like that and I’ll remove them because I don’t like anal retentive people that spoil the fun.
Besides, Jamie is a skank.
my apologies, i wasn’t trying to piss anyone off, i’m just picky about details. i’ll keep my mouth shut next time.
I love how 1-18-08news.com claims someone on their forum found the website first. Funny, since they were the last cloverfield news site to post about it behind, us, cloverfieldclues, cloverfieldnews, and 1-18-08truth. Sorry, I needed to get that off my chest.
Oh, sorry, they were actually ahead of 1-18-08truth by an hour this morning. My deepest apologies about that. :p
I hate her already
I hope she gets eaten first
(and I don’t mean that in a sexual way either)
I hope a huge monster foot stomps a mud hole in her. This chick is a great actress cause I think I got syphilis just by looking at her. God she was annoying, I’m rooting for the monster already lol
Wow Oliver, such strong words, lol. I found her kinda cute, but I still have a thing for Beth…haha
to me that sort of looks like her but im not entirely sure yet
OK Matthew. Go look at her picture on 1-18-08.com and pay attention to her nose. The nose is the same in that photo as it is in the video.
Jordan… You’re pure evil >=)
About the vid, excellent. I watched it, and I was amazed by this girl. The bladder infection thing, interesting. Maybe this movie will become in some sort of “The OC” + Monster Rampage + “Blair Witch Drama”. I wonder how long the movie will be…
its pretty obvious that the UTI was because of the “great night” they had because you usually only notice a UTI the day after… idk how much time she would have to cheat… but i definately think the chick looks like a shady skank… but who knows.. can’t wait for the movie..
stuff is gettin weirder by the day/ week/ month/
yeah your right subzero it is her. but i dont know about all of that stuff she was saying i mean if i was a girl dont you think that is something you wouldnt tell your Boyfriend??? especially if this is not the only one she has had i mean? the video just seems really dumb
Matthew, Jamie thought she had the camera turned off when she mentions the bladder infection. She blows a kiss and then goes to turn it off and she clicks something. At that point, she had no idea the camera was still rolling, then she says all the stuff to Marlena. Then, she sits up looks at the camera and realizes its still on, and turns it off. But the reason she didn’t edit that part out is, I am guessing, was that it was important for us to hear, as a clue.
lol oh ok i got it now.
MAJOR SPOILER!
THis is a concept drawing done during the trailer release in July.
I am taking this down at the end of the afternoon to avoid C&D.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/Maffusse/monster.jpg
While I sincerely doubt that that’s the actual picture of the monster, it would be completely and utterly cool if it was.
If that’s the size of monster (in relation to Statue of Liberty), wouldn’t it have thrown more than her head?
WOW WHAT A DRAWING man if that was actually the designs for the cloverfield monster that would be SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! what a cool concept man!
Sorry, guys. That is not real. It is a fan submitted art. http://www.jjabrams.net/showthread.php?t=118
Personally, I thought that the monster looked retarded and looks like an undersea couch potato. The whale head, especially, did not make it look intimidating.
Aw, why do people always spoil the fun? :
I thought this was the worst looking monster I have ever seen. And come on, does the drawing of the person really need to be wearing a slusho shirt?
Thank you, Paul. You and I are the only ones who did not like that monster.
I liked the monster drawing, I thoght it looked good
Sure it is Gigantic, but a whale doesnt have sharp teeth or claws. Not even if it has 175 arms, or however many that monster in the drawing has. Maybe if it was a shark head, on a bear body with lion claws, a giraffe neck, rabbit ears, a pig nose, owl eyes, and an alien brain. Now that would be awesome. I saw it, It’s alive, It’s huge, and really freakin weird!
i don’t know if i’d just call her out as a skank…the comment about the best way to get over somebody is to be under somebody else, and that it was made by another person would make me think she wasn’t doinking around or hadn’t planned on doing it until somebody else brought it up.
so, i think she’d be more like a whore…easily persuaded into bed, takes sexual suggestions well, and will hop from bed to bed.
while i think beth is the better looker, the effort/reward ratio is better w/ jamie, since she’ll take my word for it, that she’ll feel better about herself and her life after doing a little sheet dancing with me.
lol
i hope there is something to this site, not just further backstory for characters.
how could somebody find this website? the site name isn’t something you could just come up w/. does anybody know the exact source it came from?
I still don’t get why people think Slusho would cause a bladder infection. I hope this site gets updated like 1-18-08.com did. With video instead of pictures. JK, http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/2007/09/jamieandteddycom.html Supposedly this is the backstory.
No MAJOR SPOILER here, but I was looking at Marlena Diamond’s myspace page. In the personal style blog I noticed a very handsome guy wearing very chic vintage clothing. Is it me, or does he seem totally awesome?
Paulisnofun:
Would you like a phone number to a local therapist?
Remember there is the “internet world” and then there is the “real world”
And there is the movie Water World!
Beth is definitely the kind of girl to marry, but I would certainly give Jamie another night that she would find “pretty ridic.” haha
That was a sad attempt at humor
And you, maffusse, have been dishing out sad attempts at evidence.
Anyway, the origin of the slusho.jp music has been found possibly. Nightowl’s video on youtube reveals it all:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLrQp6DY_WQ
What evidence I’ve given is better than the long whiny rant you gave because Bad Robot wasn’t providing you with enough info.
this thread makes me sad, why can’t it be filled with hate and invective like over on 1-18-08.com….
le sigh
hey maffusse, you’re a tampon. don’t post a spoiler thats not a spoiler and get all wah wah wah QQ about it when you get called out on being a douche.
STFU
GTFO
DIAF
yo every time maffuse comes on and says something it starts a whole big thing. We are supposed to be talking about the movie! finding clues, solving the myster, not arguing with each other
did anyone notice what time it said on the clock in the background, idk if it was me or my crappy screen, but it seemed that on the clock it said 1:18
Um, I dont see a clock?
its veeeeerry small, to the right of her. Took me a while to find it. I can’t tell what’s on it, and I doubt it says 1:18.
Does DIAF mean “Die In A Fire”? If it does, that is totally awesome. My horrible attempt of humor, by using Water World, may deserve an apology. Water World was in fact, a horrible movie. My attempt to show you guys that I am on Marlena’s blog, was shameless. Maffusse, please keep us up to date with your breaking news. Maybe next week you can tell us if this movie is in anyway connected to Ethan Haas.
LOL Now that was funny Paulisnofun!
hey paul, i’ll give you one guess as to what :DIAFF means since you’re so good at this guessing game!
and Water World was an excellent movie…it was Postman that needed a lot of work to match up with the epic book.
le sigh
MAD PEEN PEEN!
im sorry but waterworld was a pretty bad movie
No point in making waterworld
I wonder when we will get another new guy coming in and talking about godzilla/chthlulu/ any of the ideas that were debunked because now its boring
I can’t see that happening until there is another trailer in the theatre, or on television. I really feel bad for the next person who comes in and does that though.
Hang in there guys!
i listened again, and i swear it says its alive, its a lion…that means, VOLTRON, way friggin kewl. but, you know, since its in NY, and the statue of liberty gets killed right off, i’m still going for ghostbusters 3
oh, and ESAD if believed
I hope it is Men in Black 3.
i got it….its little shop of horrors, the nuclear years…
seamore didn’t feed audrey enough, and she’s gone on a rampage after diggin her roots into the slusho laiden sewer systems of NY. steve martin will return as the crazy dentist, and pull the teeth from the monster, as bill murray’s character arther dent allows me to tie another fav, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, zephod beeblebrox will fly in the heart of gold and share a pangalactic gargle baster w/ the monster to trillian can shoot the monster w/ the point of view weapon…
honestly, i think this as a movie could be kinda fun
It is quite clearly, Osmosis Jones 2.
attack of the Killer Tomato’s VXIX
!!!
durr
or maybe its an homage to Troma video’s, that would be great, the Toxic Avenger will save us all!!
Hey Don’t be stupid: I actually thought about Toxie. He would come over from New Jersey and save the day.
I decided to watch the trailer again. There are not a log of black people in it. I think there are about 5 or 6. I think Rob and Co may not be the most culturally diverse friends.
Go see ‘The Kingdom” on 9/28/07 ;)
Go see The Kingdom on 9/28/07
Grrrrrrowwwllll.
OK!???? LOL monster from 1 18 08! lol and J.J. looks like some people are trying to be funny and mess with our heads on here
melvin the mop boy to the rescue. i like it.
who is melvin the mop boy? lol sounds like a funny name
Melvin was the janitor who turned in to the Toxic Avenger. Classic campy B movie.
melvin was a skinny, geeky, dorky kid (think revenge of the nerds, except less atractive, and stupid). he works as a janitor at a local gym, and always gets picked on, and towels thrown in his face. the hottest chick there (who’s dating the biggest guy there) tricks him into meeting her in the locker room w/ an outfit she gives him. its a pink ballarina deal, complete w/ frilly tutu. he puts it on, an she talks to him in the dark…over to her, caressing her, and kissing her. on come the lights, and melvin is kissing a goat, that also is wearing a tutu. he freaks out, everybody laughs at him, and he runs away…down a hallway and through a window. luckily for us, there’s a truck outside the window carrying toxic waste in a 55 gallon drum, w/ no top on it. melvin falls in…scream…scream…wriggle wriggle…scream…run away…tada, he is now transformed into a really ugly dude, like his face was on fire and they tried to put it out w/ an ice pick, and then washed it in battery acid…but huge, like lou farignoe huge. he then takes his revenge on the evil doers of the world.
great film…2 severed thumbs up
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090190/ …click the clicky and check it out
Well…That totally kicked the crap out of my description.
ooops…forgot to change my name back.
oh, and its the movie where (at least for me) we learned about keeping score from running people over in the street. 2 points for this, 5 points for that. i think it was 10 points for the person in the wheel chair…the kept score on the side of the car…
this is definately a must see. you also definately need to be in the mood for some really bad acting (mostly, on purpose…ish), but is hilarious all in all. remember up all night on the USA network or Billie Bob’s Drive Inn late night saturday on cinimax…
NEW TRAILER OUT TODAY!
You’ll never guess which f**kin movie it’s with
I bet it’s Good Luck Chuck. That makes the most sense. Thank you Maffusse for more late breaking news.
The new trailer doesn’t give any new info Its crap!
if we know there’s a new trailer, any chance i can watch it w/ donating $20 to watch a piece of shit like good luck chuck?
dane cook is a notalent asshat
http://www.dreadcentral.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2917
according to dread central its going to play w/ resident evil…which isn’t quite a waist of $20 w/ Milla Jovovich…yummmy
dane cook is still a no talent asshat
No new trailers today… Dane Cook is a hilarious comedian. However, he should not be acting. Also, Milla Jovovich is ugly, imo.
“oh, and its the movie where (at least for me) we learned about keeping score from running people over in the street. 2 points for this, 5 points for that. i think it was 10 points for the person in the wheel chair…the kept score on the side of the car…”
I know you qualified yourself, but the movie you should refer to is Death Race 2000!
If anyone posting on this site has never seen this movie, then you probably shouldn’t be posting on this site.
Seriously, go rent Death Race 2000 NOW! What are you still reading this for? NOW!
Subzero, sometimes how good a chick looks is overshadowed by how much ass she kicks. Me, I’d punch every bee in the face!
011808 = 808110
http://patents1.ic.gc.ca/details?patent_number=808110
Oy Vey!
Maffusse…unless you have something worthwhile and actually credible to post, as in…a fucking link, just fucking quit. you’re a goddamn waste of my brain power when i pause for a second to read new posts before i realize that you’re the tampon who posted the worthless info.
and, just for the record: saw good luck chuck….enjoyable, totally forgettable, yet amusing romantic comedy…
i mean..it was amusing, and there were a few gags that weren’t shown in the previews, and some gross out humor, and honestly…i have to say, all the nekkid booblies and the AMAZING montage were the saving graces of this totally predictable, uninspired and romantic comedy factory churned out movie..
i mean, i think of movie theatres as factories, and they have a few different conveyor belts which shit out their movies…and they all have labels…but most fall under the ‘excellent,’ ‘good,’ ’spend money here please,’ ‘trash,’ and ‘dear fucking god why…WHYYYY!’ categories
yup
oops, by movie theatres i mean ‘filming’ companies
….
you get it
someone update on the changes that will happen today on 48-hours.net
im curious
don’tbestupid, you have no idea the kind of shenanigans that take place on movie sets……well, based on your comments, maybe you do.
I just spent a week working on a horror movie booming, and you just wouldn’t believe the kinds of douche bags they let direct movies.
Granted, the movies I have worked on weren’t Hollywood movies, but still. Capital D, capital B!!
So, that said, I see your point.
hey emerson. About what you said, If i remember correctly 48 hours was debunked. I think it was a rock band trying to promote themselves. Anyway the debunking is on this website somewhere. I just thought I would let you know. BTW there is a overhead picture of a city on that website now.
@jerry:
i was the unfortunate viewer of at least 2 Uwe Boll movies…i know exaclty what kind of no talent asshats they let direct movies….and its very sad, really!
True. They let Michael Bay fuck up Transformers.
and whoever directed daredevil messed that up too
but its like nowadays a director is known for making a “good” movie when it actually sucks really badly and then they are praised for it. Its because studios like paramount and others sign these high priced hotshot directors and let them do whatever they want to movies and franchises. look at the incredible hulk for example. The movie had nothing on the original show that came on back in the day. I think when it all comes down to it, most directors gain fame from using what they think is cool CGI, (Michael Bay’s optimus prime design was horrible!!!) and most become famous for making a good movie with a really bad script and storyline. ( mostly horror movies like the new halloween OMG Rob Zombie needs to stop making movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
thanks
now, i kind of liked Ang Lee’s take on the origins of the Hulk…i will agree that it wasn’t the original Hulk, but i think that if you forget all the comics and the TV series (which i was addicted to when i was a kiddo….i’m 28), then it was a fantastic movie on its own…
but yeah, people don’t care about wheather or not a director is actually knowlegeable about his craft, they just care about wheather or not he can pack people into the theatres and make the comapnies money….which is why ticket prices have gone up, people realize that movies are shitty because they have shithole directors….and they don’t bother seeing them
(on a side note, the first 2 spidey movies were fantastic, the third…meh, really a bit of a letdown in terms of how i love Sam Raimi and all his work…but through all three, Bruce gave a stellar performance!)
If you like Raimi, then I’m willing to bet you’ll love 30 Days Of Night. With or without Josh Hartnett.
you know there are also alot of actors now a days that really cant act and just are in movies for there sex appeal and good looks. So you cant totally blame everything on directors.
cough megan fox cough. i loved transformers and i usually look past bad acting, but that performance by her was putrid.
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edna, are we referring to the “happy talk” from slusho.jp?
Or, did you know her?
My problem(s) with Transformers was the fact that the story was weak. What happened to the whole Witwicky discovery subplot? Why did Sector 7 have to be involved in the story? Why, oh why do you take a giant frozen robot, that needs to stay frozen, and move it to one of the hottest places in the U.S.?
You take a frozen robot to the desert?
And what were the decepticons doing all this time on earth?
I hated soundwave in the movie. They made him a joke. He should have been called Jerry-Lewis-ticon.
So many disjointed storylines, and I am finally getting to the storyline where the Autobots barely fought the ‘cons. 90% of the movie was Decepticons versus army guys.
That’s what they should have called it……..I realize they couldn’t title it “Turd”, but a better title would have been Evilbots Fight Army.
I do it for you Paulisnofun. LOL!
Your reactions are completely worth the effort!!!
and what was the deal with shia lebouf playing the lead role in tranformers and killing megatron a the end?? I still say they could have picked a better lead actor than some kid from even stevens who made all his fame on the disney channel! one of the worst movie endings I have ever seen! A freakin cube burns megatrons chest and then he powers off supposedly? this ending was worse than fantastic 4 number 1 when they were shipping a frozen doctor doom on the freight boat. like movie endings have no point nowadays, movies arent what they use to be anymore. I remember going to the movies when i was younger and being amazed by special effects and cool things the actors did. Nowadays the only actor that amazes me with his abilities is jackie chan.
To be fair, the lead should have been OPTIMUS PRIME! By some chance will you ever read this Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and John Rogers?
The movie was called TRANSFORMERS!
I really like Lebouf. I think he’s a great actor. He did an ok job in that Rear Window remake, and I liked him in The Battle Of Shaker Heights, but the movie should have been more like the cartoon.
Robots fighting Robots with humans as support characters.
Oh well, now that we are FIRMLY off of the path of Cloverfield. lol
well, since we’re kinda off the cloverfield deal right now…i saw another movie that was kinda off the wall, and pretty enjoyable. fantasy football the movie.
it was made by a tiny little independent studio near detroit, local people, local actors. they did get a couple of radio celeb’s from the detroit area though (tom kowalski & sean belegian). its a mock documentary about a fantasy football season, following a league of buddies who get to do practical jokes to the team they beat that week, w/ no repercussions.
http://www.squawkingparrotproductions.com/home.php
check it out
Thanks Maffusse. I like reacting. I love acting like an elite prick. I am glad I didn’t miss the new trailer that I was worried abot missing. I watched Monster House the other night. That’s a fun movie. I was a fan of Transformers. I liked it. Then again, I like the Princess Diaries.
princess diaries? are you shittin’ me?
anybody ever seen the aristocrats? not the disney acristocats animated thing, but the documentary about the joke the aristocrats?
you feel as dirty as a priest on trial after watching it, but only ’cause you laughed that hard.
I go to movies to enjoy them. I dont go to be Ebert and Roeper and dissect storylines and see which ones connect and which ones dont. Of course, that’s mostly because I dont devote 6 months of my life to them. If Cloverfield has missing storylines, I will be mad.
agreed, continuity is a movie requirement, just as much as a plot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivSsgwrQ4pI
It’s the new teaser trailer featuring a field reporter. don’t ask how i got this, people would get canned.
The You Tube trailer is a fake. The fireworks shots are from the Macy’s 4th of July parade.
does anybody know where people are downloading the trailer?
apple.com. Go to downloads and look around for trailers. There’s no new trailer, btw, the one on youtube is a fake.
so like the other day i was chillin and like surfin da webs for like a few hours to blow up da new infos on da cloverfields and shits…and i suddenly was like all like ‘WTF!?!?!” cuz i had been totally just watchin some double anal fisting and i was all like ‘HOLY SHIT!!! the internets is FOR PRON!” and i was all like:
DIZAMN G…TOTALLY BUSTED!
yeah
then i woke up and i was gettin ready to take a shower and i looked down and my dick was all ORANGE and i was like HOLYSHITWHATTEHFUCKZORZ!!!
then i remembered i ate a bunch of cheeto’s last nite and i was all like: WHEW!!!!
yep
then i woke up
thats a normal day for me in my imaginary life as Maffusse
i am so glad that i wake up from that shit
JK. Yeah, I’m a sucker for a shitty movie. Infact, I watched Flushed Away yestday.
I love the Aristocrats. In fact, my family is just like the aristrocrats.
I was at a bookstore the other day and I saw HP Lovecraft books. Needless to say I wanted to burn all of them.
so this man, his wife, there 2 kids, and their dog walk in to see a talent agent…
i love that shit.
paul ever seen murder by death? great flick
Ah, Murder by death. I haven’t seen that movie in ages. I kind of forgot about it. I think I will rent that this weekend. Of course you have seen History of the World Part 1, so I won’t even ask. That’s another one I have to rent this weekend.
paul, only once in the last 2 years did i find a mel brooks box set, history of the world part 1, silent movie, young frankenstien, young sherlock holmes, vertigo…there were more i can’t remember, 8 movies total i think, $75…course at the time i was mid-divorce and didn’t have 75 cents to my name…
oh, what days we live in where men walk the streets saying NI to old women…
New 1-18-08 Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivSsgwrQ4pI
ENJOY! and your welcome
Day late Maffusse. Do you even read the posts above or are you just interested in hooking up with other Timmy’s?
“Bubba
September 24th, 2007
at 6:05 pm
The You Tube trailer is a fake. The fireworks shots are from the Macy’s 4th of July parade.”
You’d make a great detective.
Just laugh through that whole ‘trailer.’ It is so fake.
It looks like a High School Project.
for real i mean does it really hurt to check stuff out before jumping on the bandwagon of youtube cloverfield addicts who obviously have no clue about the movie so they do stupid stuff like this? i mean its really not that hard you find some news you check it out ask around look on google find a trusted website that you are sure about and then post it on here. Where did this trailer come from anyway?? i mean its like out of the blue. looks like some kids that have no lives so they decided to make a cloverfield trailer. Plus the fact that the new york one news symbols do not look like that. LOOK all we are asking for maffuse is just for you to check your stuff out before you post it. dont find something and rush to put it on here because as you have seen in the past when you have posted stuff people get angry and now you have people making fun of you. If I was you I would be embarresed
Just got these pics in from my friends in the UK.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g293/Maffusse/realdeal.jpg
yeah, what matthew said.
i fart in your general direction. your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries. i wave my privates at your aunties.
now go away or i shall taunt you a second time…..m’
I agree with Matthew to
Maffusse you are an embarrassment to intelligence
a**hole!
Maybe Maffusse is only 12 or something. I like how the japanese photos are in a file called “real deal”.
Maffusse after you post information you should type “Bobba Booey” a few times, so we know you are kidding.
I wouldn’t allow anyone like maffusse to continue to make entries if it were my blog. Its a waste of everyone’s time. Instead of saying baba boey just GO AWAY!
anyone else agree?
That;s cause they are real.
God Paul your no fun!
without there bein’ shit going on, making fun of an uberdouche is better than nothing, IMHO.
thanks for being such a waste of flesh, and giving me something to do, i for one, appreciate it. hell, for that matter, are you management at my company? they’re ‘tarted too.
Wow! I am honored to have an internet geek quote the most overstated line in Monty Python. Congratulations for keeping the trend there buddy.
Now Paulisnofun “Wouldn’t be awfully nice to have a p**IS?”
gotta admit guys.
He got both of you there!
Maybe he is not 12
Yeah, a real Special Olympian.
Gold medals for everyone. You win!
if his idea of laying a trap, is to hide like corky from life goes on, then yup he got ‘em.
calling somebody out on the net is one thing, taking offense, giving a shit, and fighting back…well…thats different.
fighting/caring about a battle in a chat room is the same as the special olymics. even if you win, your still retarded.
Golf Clap Peter!
Paulisnofun/Matthew1808 take notes this guy sees the bigger picture!
Careful when you jump on someone so directly, they could just be yankin your chain.
gee, seems i missed out on some fun…atleast it was lively around here for a little while.
what movie were we supposed to be talking about again? see, it wasn’t me, it was kaiser soeze…he’s the one your looking for
offficespacejk=dingleberrydan@imdb
FACT/Speculation: The full trailer with title will not be shown until December 14. It will be shown with IAM LEGEND.
Reported on E! news.
Long wait…………………………………………………………………….
that kinda makes sense since both movies supposedly take place in new york. I hate when i post something and people lash back with stupid comments. Oh by the way officespace wasnt even part of this. and it wasnt even meant to be anything bad to maffuse I was just stating a point that most people agree with me on.
Well, I Am Legend was going to be my most anticipated movie of the year before I heard that news, and now it is even more so.
Can we just stop with the fighting?
Let’s all get back to reporting useful stuff, and then when someone posts something dumb, then we can jump back on them! lol
I like turtles!
I know this is oog, but is anyone following 48-hours.net? I heard it’s for a band. I heard it’s not for a band. Just curious.
your kidding right?! lol
rumor or at cloverfield news now, is that the new trailer isn’t going to air until december w/ I AM LEGEND
oh, and for the record, officspacejk at projectcloverfield=officespacejk at imdb=officespacejk at unfiction…and occasionsaly peter gibbons…as in, peter gibbons from officespace…
Thanks for the update officespacejk
BREAKING NEWS!
Baba Booey!
Unconfirmed: New Trailer with Saw IV
I’ve got your flair right here!
saw 4 is october 26th, and i’ll be there…god i love those movies…
i know, i know, its more speculated booooshit, but atleast i know something about the saw movies
SAw movies are wicked! especially the way the first one ended I cant get over how the guy was layed out in the pool of blood the whole time and he was alive! and then at the end he got up and walked out and slammed the door. Well look the critics may not like the SAW series but its a hit!
AXB Enterprises found ANOTHER trailer, supposobly legit. Ran in front of RE3 in the UK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otbQGu8WXrc
We posted frames at AXB Enterprises;
http://alistairbooya.blogspot.com/2007/09/official-2nd-cloverfield-trailer.html
i’d posted a link to where you can watch 4 mins of the movie, that they showed at comic con, i think in the last thread of this site
good shit, 2 guys chained w/ collars around there necks, and to each other…and through a wench in the middle of the room that pulls them both into the center. 1 guy has his eyes sown shut, the other has his mouth sown shut. the guy w/ his eyes sown shut has a key on the back of his neck…
Yeah I saw that trailer on IGN and youtube. I heard that the trailer they showed at comic con wasnt the full trailer and it had to be edited because the first one was way to gory to show. Thats one of the reasons why at first the movie was rated Adults Only. But also when they showed the trailer at comic con they made sure nobody under the age of 18 got in lol almost like a movie theater. Its really whack how censors mess everything up for us because movies that are released nowadays have no where near as much gore as they were supposed to have before they were filmed. If we didnt have censors, we would see exploding heads like the taxi driver picture on Rotten.com (GROSS look if you dare) and people being run over by trains and actually showing the aftermath. Not whack stuff like in the movie black christmas. Anyway have you seen the new SAW 4 Poster officespace??
I wonder if cloverfield is going to be a gory monster movie where they show people with holes in them and stuff like that. Or one of those types where you just see people layed out with just blood or just dead no signs whatsoever of how they died. I mean not many monster movies are gory nowadays. The last gory one i saw was War of the worlds on SCI FI IDK if anybody caught this one or knew about it but It was a different war of the worlds movie made in 2006 also but by somebody else and no im not talking about the one with tom cruise, this one was different because they showed people burned to death and people cut in half in plain sight. The movie was boring though and Not really put together well. It did however have better attack on the world images and scenary than the big budget war of the worlds movie. The aliens really looked fake though and the tripods they were in looked really badly generated. You guys should check it out, IDK when it will be on again but just check SCI FI’s listings for it.
I woner whose idea it was to have a trailer come out in july and then leave little hints about the movie here and there and then leave us bored as hell all the way until the movie comes out. My hype meter for the movie with no name that has a million names tied to it has gone down to like 5 from 100
They should just relase the movie as the “secret movie formerly known as cloverfield because so many people gave it nicknames and now nobody can decide on an official name so we will just call it a movie”
I caught the end of that war of the worlds and I saw the priests face melt like Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. I don’t like gore but I don’t want to see people lying there with no blood if they were attacked.
I think JJ should let all the projectcloverfield people see an advanced screening of the movie, haha.
That would be awesome SubZero. You shouldn’t have said that about an advanced screening though. Now Maffusse is going to claim that as breaking news.
matty, i’ve seen the scaple & scissors as a roman numeral 4, and tobin bell’s head in a scale as it would be in morg…or a really kewl grocery store. has there been another 1?
w/ the clip at comic con, they were going to show the first 5 mins just like they did w/ the first saw movie, but they couldn’t get the first 5 mins through the censors. they didn’t want to change the beginning, so they instead took a 4 min clip from 1 of the trap scenes. it was more psychological than gore, but still got the point across.
there’s actually a trap scene in this movie, that made the dude that did the pig blender scene in the 3rd movie, throw up a little in his mouth. if you can spray rotted pig carcas on somebody and think its ok, i can only imagine what would make you queezy…i can’t wait
Breaking news!
are you reday?
48-hours.net is not affiliated.
sorry Paul, Matt, JK.
breaking news!
i need a beer…several…and a funnel…stat
1. I am beginning to like Maffusse. 2. I could use a few beers myself. My job usually sucks at the end of the month.
are you going to try to seriously tell me your job doesn’t just suck? it might suck more at the end of the month/quarter/calander, but it doesn’t just suck normally?
isn’t that why they call it work, cause its, well, work? its not a hobby, if it were, we wouldn’t worry about gettin paid
Point taken.
to quote the profit peter gibbons…its not that i’m lazy, its that i just don’t care
You guys actually believe maffusse?
If I ever get a chance Id love to swat that dude
believe him, you mean, you think he’s wrong? you believe that 48-hours.net is related to cloverfield?
Why believe anything that chump has to say?
here we go again. People gonna start fighting. Blending pig was nasty OFficespace i will give you that. Have you seen the found footage trailer for wrong turn 2? its really eery. its on youtube and its a guy sitting in some room looking like he is crying or screaming out but you cant hear anything. At first it really looks like a real video of a hostage and somebody killing the hostage but towards the end you see a sign pop up like real quick and it says 2
yup your right subzero they should show us the movie in advance because we have been working our butts off for newcomers to find some good news about the movie you know, everybody on here deserves to see the movie in advance.
advanced information on a JJ project, are you fist porkin’ me?
excuse me while i roll over from the office computer, to the office keg & drawn out the cackling voices in my head.
The monster is not the star of the movie.
The movie will be about Voltron saving NYC
Voltron is not the Hero. The Hero is a Lion. A Huge Lion.
i saw it, it owes me $11, and tonight is going to be the best night of my life, though i don’t know how i’m going to survive without rob, he’s my main dude, but since i’m getting a bladder infection i’ll get some cranberry pills, since i need to get over her, i’ll get under somebody else, and i am a bottom kinda guy…wait, whats this for?
lol well at least nobody makes fun of beth becsause she is hot!
THERE IS A NEW IMAGE ON THE OFFICAL SITE. LY YANG AND HIS RECIPE. THE NUMBERS ARE A CODE. FLIP TO THE BACK AND SEE THE INSTRUCTIONS. YOU’LL HAVE TO CONVERT YOU SETTINGS TO OR.
While the video is cool, and i wont say that i’m positive that my theory on it is fact, but i do have my doubts on its authenticity.
the girl in the picture has blue eyes. in the video they apear brown.
how does a bladder infection relate to slusho?
like i said, the video could very well be legit, i just felt like putting in my own two cents on the topic.
also, i believe that slusho could have a lot of clues. just seems like a site full of little easter eggs
Well I just found this out..I guess ill be lucky if you even read this but
HEY WHY NOT TRY..
on the frig the sticker on the door and top say EXIT MISTERT ST. now there is a MYSTERY ST. right near where the trailer is shot.
Also after the first quake as he turns around and walks a way you see a map on the wall with red lines on it..as if he already knows where the IT will go
and the one that TICKS me off…everyone is tearin this whole trailer apart but im still waiting for someone to say …wait a sec if the fireball is in front of us how the hell are they comeing down on the WRONG angle as we enter the apt. building door??….HUH….. i guess the fire comeing down the wrong way has not one thing to do with the IT whatever IT is. Watch it again cam looking at downtown area as big bomb or whatever gos off …..it gos up firballs POP into smaller balls …cam turns to its RIGHT runs for door but instead of the balls hiting there back like they should ….. it comes down from the right as if the fire was on there LEFT side when it went off not in front of them
if you even get what im trying to say…good for you
also jamie love mr bear…what the f it seems to me 1-18-2008 is not here yet and he has not left yet soo why she missing him already…????
ok so now new stuff if you go to
http://www.1-18-08.com/photos_8.swf you have all pic but the one with the cook is not there??
AND if you go to
http://www.01-18-08.com/ you have all the pics??
oh and in closeing have you heard the moan?? thats right the site makes sounds now it seem if you let it sit for a few it moans sometimes one time sometimes more…i see a little pattern here 5min 10min 15min 20 min…but what dose it mean??
well hope you read this maybe even update the world with it….. Crazyboy
We have a new winner!
Has anyone noticed there is a new video? There’s no headline on the main page I’m guessing not. Anyway, it’s on the same site http://www.jamieandteddy.com Same passowrd, but click Video 2 this time instead. In she says he sent her a gift but told her not to open it until December 9th. Trailer day me thinks.