hello my fellow cloverfieldian’s. i’m officespacejk, recently given the ok to post here. i’m 31, a capricorn, divorced, my turn offs are stupid people, rudeness, and…well…stupid people. i like long walks on the beach, moonlight interludes…oh, and a good (and broad) sense of humor.

anyway, i was checking out the myspace pages of the cast. i’d already tried to add each of them as a friend, with no luck. decided i’d try to send a message, something slightly goofy enough that it would require thought to write a response to beth…you’ll understand why i chose her in a moment.

message to beth:

Subject: ok, so…

i’m a sucker for big brown eyes.

but i have a question…a swinger…is that from vines or from bedposts?

response from beth:

i think it means that i’m dating here and there, but nothing serious.

so, atleast there are real people reading these. it took about a day to get a response, which i didn’t think was too long, i know i take days sometimes to respond.

i know that this is pretty mild as far as news in concerned, but for fark’s sake, WE NEED SOMETHING!!! i mean, dammit JJ throw us a frickin’ bone here. the natives, we are restless…not to mention we are the one’s providing the pay in your paycheck, don’t piss us off too much. there 4 months until release, and unless something interesting starts happening (more so than adding a sound to 1-18-08.com that sounds like my dad after bad mexican food) we are going to get tired to nothingness and let it all go. 4 months is more than enough time for people to worry about seeing a movie. hell, i have a hard time remembering yesterday…

so, thank you for listening to the voices in my head, and here’s to a long relationship of good times, laughs, and hopefully something useful on this godforsaken movie.

osjk out